Monday, 24 August 2020

Tongue Digest hiatus

It is with great sadness that I have to say that I no longer have adequate time to maintain The Celebrity Tongue Digest, and so it will now join my other Digests on hiatus (The Celebrity Oops Digest, 16th Jun. 2017).

I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all visitors, and especially those that have visited regularly and those that have suggested and indeed sent links and images for inclusion.

Latest Picks round-ups

Regular inclusion of pop cultural quirkiness will continue in my Latest Picks (artofgladstonetibbs.com), but as all Digests are now on hiatus no further fortnightly Latest Picks round-up will be made. But I hope that perhaps those that have enjoyed will continue to pay my Latest Picks a visit.

Friday, 14 August 2020

Latest Picks round-up 14th August

A round-up of the last couple of weeks pop cultural quirkiness from Latest Picks (artofgladstonetibbs.com):

Latest Picks

Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion, WAP tongue

An animated clip of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion in colourful dresses poking tongue and walking down a blue walled corridor in the “WAP” music video
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Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion tongue

Cardi B gives much tongue along with fellow collaborating rapper Megan Thee Stallion in the video for her new controversial sex-themed single “WAP”—an acronym for the slang term “Wet-Ass Pussy”—with Kyle Jenner making a cameo appearance although sadly without tongue pokeage, but with Cardi metaphorically poking it for her defending her somewhat controversial inclusion too for meme-making woke Twitterati (theblast.com).

An animated clip of Megan Thee Stallion grinding her ass and then poking out her tongue in white tiger print outfit and hair extensions in the “WAP” music video
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An animated clip of Cardi B poking out her tongue crouched down with Megan Thee Stallion in the corridor in the “WAP” music video
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And keen to milk that controversy gushing like the animated squirting golden busts on the walls in wonderland-esque video, the former exotic dancer intends to form a community on OnlyFans to have “conversations with my real fans” and give a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the video on the paid subscription platform known for its adult and NSFW content (cnn.com).

How Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” flipped the script (buzzfeednews.com).

In accessorizing their video with Kylie Jenner, the rappers have done another thing, beyond curating, or showing themselves (and viewers) around their museum: They’ve pulled off a subtle form of theft. Like any good art heist, they’ve done a switcheroo. Cardi and Meg have used Jenner, their bait, to switch the discourse, from the lyrical bawdiness of two Black women to a real-life, white, scion of the “sex sells” business — to switch the public’s attention from just an assessment of their song and video’s overindulgence to Jenner, a symbol, for some, of excess, who is frequently accused of stealing and of doing too much.

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Wednesday, 12 August 2020

Vanessa Hudgens, vacation tongue

Vanessa Hudgens poking out her tongue in a pink bikini with embroidered beach wrap and sun hat

Vanessa Hudgens tongue

Vanessa Hudgens poked tongue through “great teeth” last week while maintaining as much social distancing as possible on the Turks and Caicos Islands, a celebrity favoured secluded vacation destination in the West Indies.

“Time for some sun”, Vanessa Hudgens on Instagram
Time for some sun ☀️

Vanessa Hudgens shows off bangin’ bikini bod and long legs: ‘Time for some sun’ (theblast.com).

Hudgens decorated her body with cute gold chains and matching earrings. She had to use both hands to make sure her big sun hat didn't blow away in the cool breeze. Vanessa couldn't help but be super cute as she playfully stuck her tongue out. She sure does have great... teeth!

And with the 31-year-old actress and singers’ second vacation-related post giving more peek of those euphemised recently tattooed tits of which she has recently been so keen to show since her “shock” split from Austin Butler (29th Jan. 2020):

Vanessa Hudgens in a pink bikini and sun hat looking over her shoulder in three quarter view displaying her ass

Prompting a second story with more relevance to her curves—or rather the attention a troll had seemingly sought for consideration of his own:

Vanessa Hudgens changes colors on Instagram in bikini showing off killer curves (theblast.com).

One troll got to Instagram with the comment, "Too flat. Work on it and get back to us".

An ardent Vanessa Hudgens fan got pretty affronted and made a pat if personal comment to this, writing, "wow, so you like to give an opinion on other women's bodies, so let's talk about how much you overreacted at the gym, you're too muscular, neither good nor attractive, you're not a hot man either"...

With another on the same day ensuring the most was made of giving empathise to the ever-dependable if sadly arm obscured underboob:

Vanessa Hudgens goes full bombshell with underboobs out in ‘paradise’ bikini shot (theblast.com).

Barely containing her curves in the triangle two-piece, her girls were practically falling out of her bikini but she didn't mind. Letting her tanned underboobs hang below the string line, Vanessa Hudges [sic.] oozed up the sex appeal by playfully tugging her tiny matching bikini bottoms up so high she could almost reach Heaven.

With the wedgie to heaven being a bikini Insta-trend that was all the rage for tabloids last year (mirror.co.uk, Jan. 2019)

While back in April she was poking tongue while making baby noises on TikTok.

But with Orange Don, either using it as a pawn in his trade war or being simply miffed at the en-vogue platform’s use for lip-synching piss taking of him (vogue.com), making a campaigning play of either banning it or letting Microsoft own it, its future for its young demographic could be somewhat akin to having to watch their dad demonstrate his moves now that he is running it.

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